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Dying on a Jewish holiday

Coyoteduster

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Barack Hussein Obama, not feeling well and concerned about his mortality, goes to consult a Psychic about the date of his death.

Closing her eyes and silently reaching into the realm of the future she finds the answer:“You will die on a Jewish holiday.”

“Which one?'” Obama asks, nervously.

“It doesn’t matter” replied the psychic. “Whenever you die, it’ll be a Jewish holiday.”
 
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