The very first ever Blonde Guy joke..... And well
worth the wait!
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were
doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of
a building.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman
said, 'Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and
cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building.'
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, 'Burritos again! If I get burritos
one more time I'm going to jump off,
too.'
The blonde opened his lunch
and said, ' Bologna again! If I get a bologna
sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too.'
The next day, the Irishman opened his
lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to
his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito,
and jumped, too.
The blonde guy opened
his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as
well.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was
weeping. She said, 'If I'd known how really tired he was of
corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to
him again!'
The Mexican's wife also wept and
said, 'I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't
realize he hated burritos so much.'
(Oh this is GOOD!!)?
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's
wife. The blonde's wife said,
'Don't look at me. He makes his own
lunch ..'
worth the wait!
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were
doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of
a building.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman
said, 'Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and
cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building.'
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, 'Burritos again! If I get burritos
one more time I'm going to jump off,
too.'
The blonde opened his lunch
and said, ' Bologna again! If I get a bologna
sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too.'
The next day, the Irishman opened his
lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to
his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito,
and jumped, too.
The blonde guy opened
his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as
well.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was
weeping. She said, 'If I'd known how really tired he was of
corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to
him again!'
The Mexican's wife also wept and
said, 'I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't
realize he hated burritos so much.'
(Oh this is GOOD!!)?
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's
wife. The blonde's wife said,
'Don't look at me. He makes his own
lunch ..'
