Five Surgeons

[MarPar]

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the Best Patients to operate on.

• The first surgeon, from New York, says, 'I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'

• The second, from Chicago, responds, 'Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.'
  
  
• The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, 'No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'
  
  
• The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: 'You know, I like construction workers...Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.'
  
  
• But the fifth surgeon, from Washington, DC shut them all up when he observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine.plus, the head and the *** are interchangeable.’
  

 

[Coronet 14]

That is Funny

 

[GetX'd]

Oh how true it is.

 

[Budnicks]

Great one MarPar

 

[mr. b]

now that was funny

 

[kiwigtx]

Good one Mar.