waroc
Well-Known Member
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- Joined
- May 22, 2010
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- 58
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- Location
- Illinois / Wisconsin border
:headbang: a woman came into her kitchen where she found her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. She asks him " what in the world are you doing " " I'm hunting flies " he replied. She says " oh really, are you killing any ? " "Yep, 3 males and 2 females " he replied. Intrigued, she asks him " how the heck do you know if they're males or females ? ". He looks at her and says " the first 3 were on that beer can. And those 2 were on the phone..." :3gears: