Ron 73
Deceased, But not forgotton
A man suffered a serious heart attack, while shopping in a store. The store clerks called 911, when they saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open-heart bypass surgery.
He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the Catholic hospital he was taken to. A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clipboard loaded with several forms, and a pen. She asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment.
"Do you have health insurance?" she asked.
He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."
The nun asked, "Do you have money in the bank?"
He replied, "No money in the bank."
"Do you have a relative who could help you with the payments?" asked the irritated nun.
He said, "I only have a spinster sister ....and she is a nun."
The nun became agitated, and announced loudly, "Nuns are NOT spinsters! Nuns are married to God."
The patient replied, "Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law."
He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the Catholic hospital he was taken to. A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clipboard loaded with several forms, and a pen. She asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment.
"Do you have health insurance?" she asked.
He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."
The nun asked, "Do you have money in the bank?"
He replied, "No money in the bank."
"Do you have a relative who could help you with the payments?" asked the irritated nun.
He said, "I only have a spinster sister ....and she is a nun."
The nun became agitated, and announced loudly, "Nuns are NOT spinsters! Nuns are married to God."
The patient replied, "Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law."
