Heaven vs. Hell

[funknut]

HEAVEN is where:
The police are British
The chefs Italian
The mechanics are German
The lovers are French
and it's all organized by the Swiss

HELL is where:
The police are German
The chefs are British
The mechanics are French
The lovers are Swiss
and it's all organized by the Italians!!

 

[Kern Dog]

That is some funny ****.
The Wife says...."Party with the Irish but EAT with the Italians."

 

[gkent]

A while back a friend of mine came over to do some work and was complaining of a severe hangover because they'd tied one on the night before. When I asked what the occasion was he replied "we're Scottish".

 

[Bb70charger500]

I'm Italian and I am a good organizer and a ok cook

 

[Ironbuilt]

I'm half Irish and half Italian. I like to describe myself as a drunk with a bad attitude.

 

[eldubb440]