rlem1977
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Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. St. Peter was there to greet them and ask for an accounting of how they died. "So what's your story, he says to the first guy?"
So the first man replies: "Well, for a while I've suspected my wife has been cheating on me, so today I came home early to try to catch her red-handed. As I came into my 5th floor apartment, I could tell something was wrong, but all my searching around didn't reveal where that another guy was in the apartment hiding. Finally, I went out to the balcony, and sure enough, there was this man hanging off the railing, 5 floors above ground! Now I was really mad, so I started beating on him, kicking him, and stomping his hands unti he let go and fell. He fell into the bushes, stunned but okay. So I ran into the kitchen and pushed the fridge onto the balcony and pushed it over the edge where it landed on him, killing him instantly. But all the stress and anger got to me, and I had a heart attack and died there on the balcony."
"That sounds like a pretty bad day to me," said Peter, and let the man in.
The second man comes up and Peter explains to him about his story. "It's been a very strange day. You see, I live on the 6th floor of my apartment building, and every morning I do my exercises out on my balcony. I had this new min-trampoline and I, well, bounced over the railing. But I got lucky, and caught the railing of the balcony on the floor below me. I was trying to climb onto the balcony when suddenly this man burst out onto the balcony. I thought for sure I was saved, when he started beating on me, kicking me, and stomping my hands. I held on the best I could but finally I just let go. I got lucky and fell into the bushes below, stunned but all right. Just when I was thinking I was going to be okay, this refrigerator comes falling out of the sky and crushes me instantly, and now I'm here."
Once again, Peter had to concede that that sounded like a pretty horrible death.
The third man came to the front of the line, and again Peter asked for his story.
"Imagine this," says the third man, "You're naked inside a refrigerator..."
So the first man replies: "Well, for a while I've suspected my wife has been cheating on me, so today I came home early to try to catch her red-handed. As I came into my 5th floor apartment, I could tell something was wrong, but all my searching around didn't reveal where that another guy was in the apartment hiding. Finally, I went out to the balcony, and sure enough, there was this man hanging off the railing, 5 floors above ground! Now I was really mad, so I started beating on him, kicking him, and stomping his hands unti he let go and fell. He fell into the bushes, stunned but okay. So I ran into the kitchen and pushed the fridge onto the balcony and pushed it over the edge where it landed on him, killing him instantly. But all the stress and anger got to me, and I had a heart attack and died there on the balcony."
"That sounds like a pretty bad day to me," said Peter, and let the man in.
The second man comes up and Peter explains to him about his story. "It's been a very strange day. You see, I live on the 6th floor of my apartment building, and every morning I do my exercises out on my balcony. I had this new min-trampoline and I, well, bounced over the railing. But I got lucky, and caught the railing of the balcony on the floor below me. I was trying to climb onto the balcony when suddenly this man burst out onto the balcony. I thought for sure I was saved, when he started beating on me, kicking me, and stomping my hands. I held on the best I could but finally I just let go. I got lucky and fell into the bushes below, stunned but all right. Just when I was thinking I was going to be okay, this refrigerator comes falling out of the sky and crushes me instantly, and now I'm here."
Once again, Peter had to concede that that sounded like a pretty horrible death.
The third man came to the front of the line, and again Peter asked for his story.
"Imagine this," says the third man, "You're naked inside a refrigerator..."
