How did you meet your husband?
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Th th th that's good.
I only use a xxxl.....
I only use a xxxl.....
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How many here know that condoms are serial numbered? That because you’ve never had to unroll one that far.
Not sure if that’s true or not but I saw a stand up comic say it one time so it could be true.
Not sure if that’s true or not but I saw a stand up comic say it one time so it could be true.
You mean you have to unroll them... Asking for a friend
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A long time ago heard a story...true or not that Russia ordered a lot of special sized condoms being 12” long with 6” circumference from a US condom company.
the company made them and labeled them medium size.
the company made them and labeled them medium size.
Japanese get 10 condoms out of every pair of washing-up gloves....just cut the fingers off. Tic-Tac-Cocks
Mark Barnes
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Hey, I'm new here, so...
1. What is a condom?
2. Does it go on a car?
3. Will it gain me any horsepower?
1. What is a condom?
2. Does it go on a car?
3. Will it gain me any horsepower?
droptop
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It sure will keep you car money from going to other things for about 18 years of the future.
iowaguy
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Back when I was way younger I had a date with a girl who was "known to get around" and thought I might get lucky with her. Being a smart young man and figured protection would be a good idea I went to the drugstore and walked way back to the pharmacist and asked for a condom. The pharmacist said "well, we are running a special today on condoms, 3 for a dollar". I thought if I get lucky with her once I may get lucky with her again so I said "okay I will take 3 for a dollar". The pharmacist rang it up and said "that will be a dollar 6 including tax". I said "tacks!, why do I need tacks?" I thought they stayed on all by themselves!".
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