How to know your getting old!!

[Red63440]

lol! Hahahaha!
I dont want a "little blue pill" to make my pecker harder. How bout a pill to make my wifes *** look smaller!!!! My dick works fine, just needs a little better stimulus! So instead of working on my libido, you need to focus on my vision!

She reads this and the swelling should cause her *** to look smaller...at least for a while....:booty:

 

[MarPar]

Mario;I see you "corrected" my line-LOL! Not a thing wrong with Mr. Daniels finest;make it the good well-aged "single-barrel"(damn,that's smo-o-o-o-oth) and we'll be rockin'-in our chairs!:headbang:

lder OS:

Haha! not corrected, Al...just "modified" :yes:

Single barrel is good stuff. woodford reserve is also one of my favs...:cheers2:

 

[Pops1967GTX]

No little blue pill...... But sometimes you need a little music to get you through the day..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJmZtn8vmt8&feature=related



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDA708XlFIo&feature=related

 

[scotts74birds]

She reads this and the swelling should cause her *** to look smaller...at least for a while....:booty:

Nah, If she reads this, I'll wake-up seeing double!

My wife watches all the crime shows, and all the stuff on the I.D. network. So if something happens to me, please tell the police to look REAL hard at her! She found out I was worth more dead, than alive. BTW, my yellow Mountain Dew has been tasting funny lately, Ethylene Glycol poisoning maybe? That was joke, please don't call the police. YET!

 

[shag766]

My wife used to say something to me and I would say, "huh" because I didn't want to respond. Now I say "huh" because I can't hear her. :argue:

She bought me some of them little blue pills and winked when she gave me one....all it did was give me a headach and make my arm stiff.:sex:

Use to be my idea of a sexy outfit was something you could see through and was short. Now I think its something thats long and made out of flannel.

When I was younger I always wore PJ bottoms, now I sleep in the nude so I don't have to dig so long to find my pecker.....ottytrain1:

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