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How to Tell the Sex of a Fly

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How to Tell the Sex of a Fly


A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter

"What are you doing?"
She asked.

"Hunting Flies"
He responded.

"Oh. ! Killing any?
She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.




Intrigued, she asked.
"How can you tell them apart?"

He responded,
"3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone."
 
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A. Only two. The hard part is getting them inside the bulb!
 
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