I humbly submit this for best CL ad ever-

[YY1]

http://orlando.craigslist.org/cto/3228330807.html

 

[YY1]

...also please note that there has never been any evidence submitted to disprove that my 1973 Satellite was once owned by John F Kennedy's ghost (although it was never registered in his name due to the covert nature of the operations decribed below), and that it was special ordered with a "dealer installed" 383 hemi six pack, and that Kennedy's ghost once ran "shine" from the Maryland-Virginia Border down to Florida, where the car was hidden at a local dealership, camaflouged by removing the hemi, and reinstalling the matching numbers 318 (which was shipped via Guantanamo bay, due to Kennedy's connections there), and then resold to the "original" registered owner.

 

[Basket case]

somebody has been watching too many "Untouchable" reruns. and ONLY $100000.......step away from the crack pipe......

 

[Bruzilla]

When has PA ever been known as "The Steel State"? Pittsburgh is the Steel City, and PA is the Keystone State, but having lived there for 18 years, I've never heard it called the Steel State until now.

Also, I knew some mobsters in the Pittsburgh area in the 1960s, and they didn't drive Dodges.

 

[Satellite72]

$100,000 grand huh.... who's trying to "steal" now. lol

 

[super-bee_ski]

Lol!

 

[70rr-brian]

"There has not been any evidence denying that this vehicle was used in a robbery during the late 1950's!"

How exactly do you prove a negative?

"White Walls. What says gangster more than white walls?"

Should'nt that say what says grandma or grandpa more than white walls?

"Once again a true symbiotic relationship between man and tool."

The only tool here is the guy who placed this ad...

 

[bigmanjbmopar]

Bahaha fell out of chair laughing, 100 g's for a un restored car but has an after market stereo nice. where is the CB radio? My 69 RR was not proven to have been seen in the movie bullet driven by Clint Eastwood trying to wreck Steve McQueen lol now that's a story! This guy has a sun baked brain.

 

[Moparsmitty]

Car was driven by Al Capone, Bonnie & Clyde, Billy The Kid, Jesse James and possibly Patty Hearst.

 

[Propwash]

This is what happens when you eat the brown and green brownies........

 

[70redbee]

$100,000 grand huh.... who's trying to "steal" now. lol

It hasn't been proven yet that the real gangster doesn't still own the car and trying to sell it. The truth will be proven about the true gangster very soon as there is plenty of evidence on Craigslist.

 

[Red63440]

In my email....

Sorry....Pennsylvania is known as the "Keystone State" and I have lived here
all my life and NEVER heard it called the "Steel State". The only crook I
can see is you for trying to get $100,000.00 for a car worth about
$2,500.00.

 

[daredevil]

Hopefully the 97,000 dollar heist is still under the seat. Then it would be a fair deal.

 

[Benji]

A gangster driving a Dodge? No offense but the one and only gangster that I ever "knew" drove a Cadillac. Everyone knew Big Bill Lias was involved in the Mafia. Seems one Sunday morning he left his girlfriend's apartment, but when he stuck the key in the ignition and turned it to start the resulting explosion blew out all the windows for several blocks. They only found bits and pieces of him.

Benji

 

[tpodwdog]

...." DO NOT TAKE THE BROWN ACID...... i repeat......DO NOT TAKE THE BROWN ACID "

 

[HT413]

"This vehicle is truly a unique piece of history" - J.A. Well, if ya cant trust Jack ***, who can ya trust? Lol

 

[Revhendo]

It's 2500 for the car and 97.5 g's for the story.

Will is baking snacks for us.... Wheeeeee!

 

[Budnicks]

too funny...

 

[Kern Dog]

Probably written by a FBBO member with a George Bush faced monkey in his Avatar.:sideways tongue:

 

[Ron 73]

Ive heard of that J.A. Unless there's another one, yep, he collects rare items for resale.. couple years ago he finally sold Billy the kids horse that he used to mosy on over and get that famous picture taken with..lol.. Oh well some lucky soul will have a very unique car, probably tear it apart to find some hidden loot in it some place...

View attachment billy.jpg