I.r.s.

[barnfind]

tax return


I just received an audit on my tax return for 2012 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!!
They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.
I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?"
I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads;
42 million unemployed people on food stamps,
2 million people in over 243 prisons;
Half of Mexico ; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate."
1 useless President.
Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO The Hell DID I MISS?

 

[Runner 68]

I sure hope you didn't owe more after that. I would think it would have been one hell of a refund. I actually think I'll try that next year.

 

[daredevil]

good one

 

[snakeyes]

x2

 

[fuely62]

You forgot the worthless VP!

 

[440ronnie67]

pretty much, I just don't understand. people work hard until their first pay check, then.......

 

[snakeoil24]

x3