hammond472
Well-Known Member
Tonight I got home and was in the front yard talking to a friend when we heard a noise across the street. A Canadian goose had landed in the park. I told my buddy "watch this" and headed across the street. I walked up to the goose slowly and bent down. I talked to it for a minute and then petted it on the back. I stood up and told it to follow me. It followed me up and down the street for a minute and then I walked it up my driveway into my house and gave it a tour of the place room by room. By this time five of my friends had seen it and all were amazed. I walked it outside and about 4 blocks to the local bar. I walked in and ordered a shot of gray goose vodka I figured that everyone would get a kick out of it. The bouncer immediately kicked us out. As we walked past the parking lot next door the bartender was moving her car in reverse and waited for the what she thought was a dog but when she saw the goose she stopped and told us to go back inside. She wanted pictures. Everybody had their phones out shooting video. People were petting it and taking selfies like crazy. They wanted to know where I got it and were dumbfounded when I recalled the nights events. Afterwards I walked it around for about thirty minutes and then walked it over to my neighbors house so she could check it out and then headed home. When I got to my driveway it flew away. I have an odd thing with animals. I don't know why but it's kind of cool. I shot a few videos of the goose following me through my house on my phone but won't be able to post them until my son returns home Friday. They are mp4 and need to be converted. It was uniquely entertaining for about
two hours.
