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I'm So Bloody Rich!

Al K

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No joke;I was informed that i will be receiving USD$1.5 million soon from a "friend" in the UK.:th_krazy: Really...I received an e-mail. Just read...and laugh your *** off.


My Dear Friend,

This is John Kuffour writing to you once again, Hope this mail find you in an excellent condition of health. And I want to thank you for the assistance rendered to me when i was really in need, it is a thing of joy to inform you that finally, I have succeeded in collecting the money at Long last.

I'm happy to inform you about my success in getting those funds transferred under the co-operation of a new partner from London UK. Presently I'm in BRAZIL for investment projects with my own share of the total sum. Meanwhile I didn't forget you're past efforts and attempts to assist me in transferring those funds that later failed some how, I have compensated you with the sum of USD$1.5 M One million five hundred thousand United State Dollars.

Kindly accept this token, Please Contact My secretary Mr.Geff David via E-mail (geff.david@yahoo.fr) Phone: +229 98 51 88 39 and send him this information to enable him to get to the bank manager for the issuer of this ATM CARD to you:

Your Full Name:
Address:
State/City/Zip Code:
Tell/Cell:
Contact Mr. GEFF today and forward all your information's to him. he will help you on how this money will be send to you. All you need to do is to follow his instruction because i know he is a good and responsible person.

Please do let me know immediately you receive this Money with you so that we can share the joy after all the sufferings at that time. I'm very busy here investment projects with my new partner here in Brazil. .

Sincerely Yours,
Mrs. Jillian Gullane.


See;that looks official,doesn't it? Seriously,whenever I place an ad on one of the snowmobile sites I'm on(Wannadrag is there as well,and probably encounters the same thing),I always get some good spam. Oh,the email was titled "from tricia norton". See a "Tricia Norton" ANYWHERE in the above email? Neither did I.

I wonder how many folks actually fall for this crap? A lot more than would admit to it,I'm sure.

I did receive one from a Nigerian Princess a while back;with the same promise of riches. I wondered if she looked anything like Halle Berry,or Sade:icon_pray::icon_pray::icon_pray:? Probably more like a character from a "People of Wal-Mart" vignette.

Anyway,when the money finally arrives,the party is on me:pink banana::pimp_daddy::banana::happy1::upside down::icon_weed::eek:ccasion16::beermug::monkeydance::dancing_monkey::VB toast:. I'll let y'all know;maybe we can catch Aussie Coronet on one of his trips here. Hell,I'll just buy him and RedPolara tickets and they can fly over.
 
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Maybe he'll even mess up and write the check for 2mil and have you wire him back the extra 500k! Lol these scammers really kill me. I love how he asks for your name lol!
 
It,s hard to believe that there are so many suckers out there...Man I could use about 30 grand to buy a 66 hemi belvedere..If I were rich I,d have so many cars that Jay Leno would be jealous...I,d also be divorced because my wife already says i love my cars more than her!!!
Petty Blue 67 GTX
I,d rather push my PLYMOUTH than drive a ford!!!!
 
Apart from no further mention of Tricia Norton, He/She/It started off claiming to be your friend John Kuffour and then signed off as being Mrs Jillian Gullane......my guess is it's one of those transtestical crossdresser thingys.

Hey Al,would you like me contact your secretary Mrs Crystal Meth with..
My full name
Address
State/city/zip code
Tell/Cell
So you can forward that Plane ticket.

Sincerly yours
Mr Ben Dover.
 
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