rrunner
Well-Known Member
A burgler breaks into a home that he had been casing for a while. When inside and looking around he hears a voice saying "Jesus is watching you". He looks around a bit more and again hears "Jesus is watching you" a bit louder. He pauses and continues to move into the next room where he hears again even louder "Jesus is watching you". In the corner of that room he sees a parrot in a cage and hears him say "Jesus is watching you". He walks over to the bird and asks, what's your name? The bird replys Moses. The burgler askes, "what kind of people name a bird Moses"? The bird replies "the same kind of people that name a 150 pound rottweiler Jesus".
