Joke about little kids swearing

[306Doba]

My uncle told me this joke when I was a kid and it always stuck with me.

So an 8 year old and a 6 year old are in their room one saturday morning waiting for breakfast. The 8 year old says to the 6 year old ''hey, lets say our first swear word today at the breakfast table'' and the 6 year old quickly agrees ''yea, great idea!'' ''Ok'' says the 8yr old, ''i'll say hell and you say god damn'' They both agree and have a quick laugh before their mom calls them down for breakfast.

They sit down at the table and the mom asks the 8 year old what he wants. ''Ah, hell, i'll just have some cheerios''

''What did you just say?!?!'' yells the mom as she yanks him up by the arm and starts spanking him with a wooden spoon as hard as she can then sends him off to him room crying. the 6 year old is sitting there horrified and doesn't know what to do now, his mom asks ''so, sweetie, what do you want for breakfast?'' to which he replied ''Not any god damn cheerios, that's for sure!''

 

[mobileparts]

The only difference now is that if you asked Kevin Garnett's and Carmelo Anthony's kids .... they'd want "Honey Nut Cheerios".
What great advertising for them, eh? and here in New York, we say that they are
"LA LA LISCOUS"..............

 

[99ss]

WTF is that rambling ^^