Subject: Marriage relationships
It has been studied and determined that the most often used position
for married couples is the doggie position. The husband
sits up and begs and the wife rolls over and plays dead.
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My husband came home with a tube of KY jelly and said, "This will
make you happy tonight." He was right. When he went out of the bedroom,
I squirted it all over the doorknobs. He couldn't get back in.
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the
happiest woman in the world".
The woman says, "I'll miss you."
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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped
out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think
if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
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On the wall in the ladies room was written "My husband follows me
everywhere..."
Written just below it, "I do not"
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He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said - That's a good idea...you stand by the ironing board,
dishwasher, stove and vacuum while I sit on the sofa and fart.
It has been studied and determined that the most often used position
for married couples is the doggie position. The husband
sits up and begs and the wife rolls over and plays dead.
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My husband came home with a tube of KY jelly and said, "This will
make you happy tonight." He was right. When he went out of the bedroom,
I squirted it all over the doorknobs. He couldn't get back in.
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the
happiest woman in the world".
The woman says, "I'll miss you."
--------------------------------------------
"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped
out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think
if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
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On the wall in the ladies room was written "My husband follows me
everywhere..."
Written just below it, "I do not"
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He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said - That's a good idea...you stand by the ironing board,
dishwasher, stove and vacuum while I sit on the sofa and fart.
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