306Doba
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A man was having some trouble in bed with his wife of 20 years, he kept finishing early. To remedy this he went to the doctors who told him to, before he gets home, masturbate until just before he comes, then to have sex with his wife and that he will be able to last. The man thinks about where he can have a wank and decides on under his car on the way home because work is too crowded and he can pretend to be checking the axle or something.
On the way home he pulls over to the side of the road, lies down under the car pretending to be checking the axle, he closes his eyes and starts wanking, envisioning his wife. A little while later he hears footsteps and a voice called, "Hello sir, I'm a cop. Can I ask you what you're doing here?"
So the man, still with his eyes shut, said, "I'm just checking my rear axle officer."
To which the officer replies, "You might want to check your brakes too, sir, because your car rolled down the hill five minutes ago."
On the way home he pulls over to the side of the road, lies down under the car pretending to be checking the axle, he closes his eyes and starts wanking, envisioning his wife. A little while later he hears footsteps and a voice called, "Hello sir, I'm a cop. Can I ask you what you're doing here?"
So the man, still with his eyes shut, said, "I'm just checking my rear axle officer."
To which the officer replies, "You might want to check your brakes too, sir, because your car rolled down the hill five minutes ago."
