A woman caught her husband on the scale,sucking in his stomach.
“That won’t help you,Joe”
“Oh it helps,he said. “ it’s the only way I can see the numbers!”
I wish my mouth had a backspace button.
Slept like a log last night.Woke up in the fireplace.
I’ll never forget when it hit me that I was middle-aged. I saw a TV commercial talking about heartburn,nagging backache and hair loss- and I realized I was paying attention to it.
“That won’t help you,Joe”
“Oh it helps,he said. “ it’s the only way I can see the numbers!”
I wish my mouth had a backspace button.
Slept like a log last night.Woke up in the fireplace.
I’ll never forget when it hit me that I was middle-aged. I saw a TV commercial talking about heartburn,nagging backache and hair loss- and I realized I was paying attention to it.
