Kiss your dog and lose your arms and legs.

[Richard Cranium]

Remember the old wives' tale about a dogs mouth being cleaner than a human's? I never believed it since the first time I saw my dog lick his own *** and pecker.

Woman goes into a 10-day coma, wakes up with legs and arms amputated. Turns out she contacted capnocytophaga - a bacteria found in the mouths of dogs and cats. The couple own two dogs.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/hea...iva/ar-AAFbNUp

 

[toolmanmike]

Ya dogs lick their *** to clean it. I don't think they have any magic spit to kill off all those nastys.

 

[gkent]

well if you ever smelled my dog's breath ... !!!

 

[Bb70charger500]

I'll take my chances with my dogs ! Do you kiss wives ? do you know what's been in there mouth!

 

[Bb70charger500]

Watch two girls one cup you'll go for your dog Everytime !

 

[coronet68mx]

I'll take my chances with my dogs ! Do you kiss wives ? do you know what's been in there mouth!

Ewww never thought of that... thanks for the mental image bro

 

[BeepBeepRR]

Did you guys know that when birds have sex they explode?


Well atleast the one I had sex with did.

 

[khryslerkid]

You know why dogs lick their balls?








Because they can!

 

[GetX'd]

You know why dogs lick their balls?








Because they can!

I could too - but I prefer not to.....

 

[Richard Cranium]

Ya dogs lick their *** to clean it. I don't think they have any magic spit to kill off all those nastys.

Which only means that she should have washed her dogs *** better. That'll learn her!!!!

 

[Hey-O]

How many dog licks vs how many legs and arms amputated. You stand a better chance of getting hit by a car on your way to buy a lottery ticket than that happening to you. The whole thing is sad!!

 

[69BBody]

Could have been much worse had she had the peanut butter out.

 

[Dennis H]

Something wrong with the story.

 

[coronet68mx]

Not the first case on the news, certainly not the last.

 

[Cranky]

Don't know if there's something wrong with the story but I've never liked any animal licking my face. Now if they want to lick my......oh never mind.