Little johnny strikes again!

[MarPar]

LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN!

The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.'
The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate, not fascinating'.
Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see Rock City and I was 'fascinated.'

The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.

She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him.

Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight.'

The teacher sat down and cried.

 

[super-bee_ski]

Cool!

 

[Homstead]

lolol,, now that's funny!

 

[zyzzyx]

Yeah, that little Johnny really gets around! Little F#%*&r!

 

[Bb70charger500]

So where's aunt Gina s picture

 

[GetX'd]

I have a little Johnny in my family. Never knew what was going to come out of his mouth..... The little squirt!

 

[A383Wing]

So where's aunt Gina s picture

 

[shag766]

lol-good one mario

 

[Budnicks]

I think I know Johnny

 

[Duda]

That little Johnny always makes me laugh. Good job.

 

[patrick66]

Johnny is a funny little bastard!