Lost Passport

[roadrunnerron]

A Canadian was travelling in the states and lost his passport. When he decided to return home he drove to the border and was refused entry back into the country unless he could prove by some other means that he was a Canadian.

The traveller told the border guard that he had tattoos of Johnny Canuck on his left butt cheek and a beaver on his right cheek. The guard agreed that if the traveller had such tattoos he must indeed be a Canadian and would let him enter.

The traveller dropped his drawers to permit the guard to have a closer inspection. After looking at the tattoos the guard said “Have a safe trip to Toronto”.
The traveller asked haw the guard how he new he was from Toronto. “I saw the one of mayor Rob Ford in the middle” replied the guard.

 

[Kernel Sanders]

Bahahahahaha

 

[mrkinger]

The New Canadian Duo

 

[super-bee_ski]

Very good!
PS: Rob ford has a higher approval rating than Obama!

 

[mrkinger]

All joking aside ,he is very good with the tax payers money,he probably will get elected again,

 

[mrkinger]

Well leave it to Beiber has been arrested in Canada,for assulting his Limo driver in Toronto,after a Toronto Maple Leaf Hockey game.The USA ,will be much better off with him in jail.LOL

 

[1970GTX]

Two clowns who make me embarassed to be Canadian, I hope that F'n little puke Beeber get deported from the USA

 

[MarPar]

Very good!
PS: Rob ford has a higher approval rating than Obama!

Yeah, so did Marion Barry former Mayor of DC!

The USA ,will be much better off with him in jail.LOL

Oh thanks lol

take his olde fake patty white *** back, PLEASE!!! lmao

 

[Budnicks]

Very good!
PS: Rob ford has a higher approval rating than Obama!

yep, but even I have a better rating than him, unless you ask one certain person