62savoyguy2
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A guy walks into a bar, sits down and orders a beer. As the bartender is getting his drink he looks around and sees a horse and a big barrel of money in the corner of the bar. He asks. the bartender what the horse is doing in the bar and the barkeep says " it is a contest we are having". The guy says "can I play?" "Sure" says the bartender. "Ok what do I have to do"? " "Just go over and make the horse laugh" The guy goes over and whispers something in the horses ear and the horse starts laughing like hell. The guy grabs the barrel of money and starts to head out of the bar and the barkeep stops him and says "What did you say to the horse?" "I can't tell you" says the guy and leaves. About a month after the same guy stops in the same bar and again the horse and barrel of money are there. He asks the bartender if he can play the game and the bartender say yes. "What do I have to do" asks the man...."Go over and make the horse cry". The guy says "can I take him outside for a minute"? " sure" says the barkeep. When they come back in the horse is crying to beat the band... The guy grabs the money and starts to leave. The bartender realizes this is the same guy who made the horse laugh a month ago and says " you were here before and made the horse laugh, right"? "Yes" replies the guy. "And now you come and make him cry?" "Yes" replies the guy again.... The bartender, now really confused says " how did you do both?" The guy says" well to make the horse laugh I whispered in his ear I bet my cock is bigger then yours"....The bartender now super confused says " how did you make him cry?" The guy says " I took him outside and showed him."
