Man with a duck

[Rocketman]

Man with a duck under his arm comes home to find his wife standing in the kitchen

He exclaims " Here is that hog I have been screwing"

the wife says "Honey that is a duck"



He says " I was talking to the duck":grin:

 

[HT413]

My wife says that's a terrible mothers day joke. Lol

 

[ws27]

Good one, there is a Maine version that replaces the duck with a sheep.

 

[Rocketman]

My wife says that's a terrible mothers day joke. Lol

LOL, I really did not think about that.