65RoadRacer
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ksurfer2
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My wife thinks I call her Bambi because she's cute and has big brown eyes. Really, I just want someone to shoot her mother!
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A woman tells her husband she can get paid for having sex rather than doing it with him for free.
He tells her, "Honey, you're no spring chicken, no one is going to pay to have sex with you".
"We'll see, I'll be back in a week".
She returns and throws a pile of bills on the table.
"See! I told you I could do it! I made $400.25!"
The husband says, "Who did you charge 25 cents?"
She replied, "Every one of them!"
He tells her, "Honey, you're no spring chicken, no one is going to pay to have sex with you".
"We'll see, I'll be back in a week".
She returns and throws a pile of bills on the table.
"See! I told you I could do it! I made $400.25!"
The husband says, "Who did you charge 25 cents?"
She replied, "Every one of them!"
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