Men Teaching Classes for Women

[Ron 73]

Men Teaching Classes for Women
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By October 15, 2012

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM .

Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..

Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase -- Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM

Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.


From the Guy in the Witness Protection Program
MAGE:.............................................MAGE:

 

[b-star69]

:argue:, some chicks can't be tought. iv'e been tryin to explain the thermostsat for years !

 

[Ron 73]

Class 7 and class 10 a must! :icon_pale:

 

[tpodwdog]

women are just generally stupid and cant be taught anything. they are MASTERS of manipulation though. thats something they are born with . here is a class that should be on your list.

" keep your f&*king hands out of my wallet and spend your own god damn money and leave mine alone"

funny stuff Ron !:headbang:

 

[Pops1967GTX]

I have learned one thing...Ever let a women have a map or directions.....They always tell you to turn after you have passed the Damn turn........Thank you for GPS.......

 

[DART340H]

Borrowed a GPS this weekend and the old lady was STILL telling me wrong directions. Thank God I NEVER listen to her. LOL

 

[Bruzilla]

And just who the Hell thought it was a good idea to teach women anything about thermostats? Has someone lost their minds!!!