Military Humor

[Coyoteduster]

Three men are sitting stiffly side by side on a long commercial flight. After they're airborne and the plane has leveled off, the man in the window seat abruptly says, distinctly and confidently, in a loud voice, "Admiral, United States Navy, retired. Married, two sons, both surgeons."

After a few minutes the man in the aisle seat states through a tight lipped smile, "Admiral, United States Coast Guard, retired.
Married, two sons, both Judges."

After some thought, the fellow in the center seat decides to introduce himself. With a twinkle in his eye he proclaims, "Master Chief Gunnery Sergeant, United States Marines, retired. Never married, two sons, both Admirals.

 

[sleepar]

Nice but there's no master chief gunnery sargent in the marines....
Sargent major of the marines... sargent major.... master gunnery sargent gunnery sargent... staff sergeant... sargent .. corporal... lance cpl. Pfc pvt.

 

[Coyoteduster]

Maybe it's just me, but I don't believe that I would subject myself to the torture of reading the "Jokes, Funny Stuff" forum if I couldn't enjoy the humor ... :edgy:

 

[sleepar]

It was funny.. just it would be funnier if he used a real marine billet rather than a fictitious one the next time... adds to the joke I thought.




What's the first thing they teach you in the marines? How to fire a rifle....

What's th first thing they teach you in the navy?

Don't drop the soap in the shower.....