old_skool
Well-Known Member
Remarks Never Heard at Daytona 500
-- None for me, thanks. That Skoal will do a number on your teeth.
-- Tampax! Get your Tampax here!
-- Hey, shut up! I can't hear the race!
-- Sex with your sister? Man, that's sick.
-- My God, this is a splendid Merlot.
-- Hey, you with the large breasts, out of the way. We're trying to watch a race here.
-- Jeeves, be a good man and retrieve the Wall Street Journal from my attach case.
-- What a coincidence, Hank, all my friends are boycotting Hooters, too.
-- These are even better seats than we had for the Lionel Richie concert.
-- Good morning, Mr. Trickle. We at 'Depends' understand you're looking for a new corporate sponsor.
-- And now, singing our national anthem, international recording artist Boy George.
-- None for me, thanks. That Skoal will do a number on your teeth.
-- Tampax! Get your Tampax here!
-- Hey, shut up! I can't hear the race!
-- Sex with your sister? Man, that's sick.
-- My God, this is a splendid Merlot.
-- Hey, you with the large breasts, out of the way. We're trying to watch a race here.
-- Jeeves, be a good man and retrieve the Wall Street Journal from my attach case.
-- What a coincidence, Hank, all my friends are boycotting Hooters, too.
-- These are even better seats than we had for the Lionel Richie concert.
-- Good morning, Mr. Trickle. We at 'Depends' understand you're looking for a new corporate sponsor.
-- And now, singing our national anthem, international recording artist Boy George.
