New Bull on the Farm

[DeltaV]

I recently spent $6,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth. Anyhow, I had the Vet come and have a look at him. He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.


The bull started to service the cows within two days, all my cows! He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows! He's like a machine! I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him ......but they kind of taste like peppermint

 

[hanks73340]

Holy Cow!.......are you gonna brake thru the fence and breed with your neighbors wife.......

 

[68gtxman]

The young bull said to the old bull, let’s run down to the pasture and screw one of the cows. The old bull says in reply, let’s walk down there and screw all of them.

 

[GetX'd]

That’s some good stuff there. The heck with viagra. What did you say that was??