The Department of the Navy is now assigning females to quarters in a separate, private, OFF LIMITS area on all aircraft carriers.
Addressing all ship personnel at Pearl Harbor, the Admiral advised,
"The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time."
He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $50.
Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $100. Are there any questions?"
At this point, a seasoned old Master Chief from the engine room stood up and inquired:
"How much for a season pass???"
The Department of the Navy is now assigning females to quarters in a separate, private, OFF LIMITS area on all aircraft carriers.
Addressing all ship personnel at Pearl Harbor, the Admiral advised,
"The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time."
He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $50.
Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $100. Are there any questions?"
At this point, a seasoned old Master Chief from the engine room stood up and inquired:
"How much for a season pass???"
Addressing all ship personnel at Pearl Harbor, the Admiral advised,
"The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time."
He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $50.
Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $100. Are there any questions?"
At this point, a seasoned old Master Chief from the engine room stood up and inquired:
"How much for a season pass???"
The Department of the Navy is now assigning females to quarters in a separate, private, OFF LIMITS area on all aircraft carriers.
Addressing all ship personnel at Pearl Harbor, the Admiral advised,
"The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time."
He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $50.
Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $100. Are there any questions?"
At this point, a seasoned old Master Chief from the engine room stood up and inquired:
"How much for a season pass???"
