Ol' Lady

[cr8crshr]

A State Trooper pulled an 87 yr old woman over for No Fenders. As he looked at her drivers license he was surprised to notice that attached to it was a conceal weapon permit ~ Taken aback, he couldn't help but ask if she had a gun in her possession ~ She replied in her crackly voice that she indeed did have a 45 automatic in her glove compartment ~~The trooper then asked if she had any other weapons to which she replied that she also had a 9mm Glock in her center console~ The shocked trooper asked if that was all and the little old lady held up her purse and replied ~~Well, I do keep a 38 special in my purse ~Finally the astonished trooper asked with a smirk ~~What are you afraid of ??? and the little old lady smiled and replied
~~Not a ******* thing

cr8crshr/Bill

 

[Brandy]

My mother, 5' nothing tall, carried a little two shot Derringer in her purse her whole life. When she went into the nursing home last year they made her give it up. lol.

 

[hanks73340]

 

[Brandy]

She and Dad were at a bike rally in California back in 1970 that had some Hells Angels participation. As they rolled up to the location on mom's Indian a CHP officer stopped them and demanded to know if Dad was armed. He said nope, with a straight face. lol. Never asked Mom squat. At a big anniversary party my parents hosted in Fla. there were 120 something bikes. twice as many people. Some giant, grizzled biker accosted my Mom and ordered her to get him " Another ******* beer, bitch." She looked up at him narrowed her eyes and stuck that Derringer in his nutsack. " I think you've had enough mister. But I could use another cold one. Fetch." He did. It was a sight to see...everyone fell out...