scotts74birds
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Indian Joe was an old brave who lived on the reservation with his squaw and 11 kids.
One day Indian Joe goes to the general store and asks "Me have'm too many kids. You have'm thing to make no babies?"
The Clerk says "Sure Joe! We have condoms."
"What is condom?"
"Well," says the clerk "You put it on your manhood, and then you can have all the sex you want with no babies!"
"Me wantum condom!" says Joe.
A few days later Joe walks back in and says "Me bring'em back condom! Him no good!"
"What happened Joe?" Said the clerk.
"Me with squaw last night. Use'm condom. Left ball go UHH! Right ball go UHH! Condom, him go POW!"
"Sorry to hear that, Joe! Here, instead of the sensitive, try these medium-duty ones."
So Joe left.
A few days later Joe comes back in again and says "Me bring'em back condom! Him no good!"
"What happened this time Joe?" Said the clerk.
"Me with squaw last night. Use'm condom. Left ball go UHH! Right ball go UHH! Condom, him go POW!"
"Jeezus, sorry to hear that! You must be quite a man, Joe!" , the cleark said. "Here, try these!" He says while reaching for the top shelf and blowing the dust off the box. "Dont get much call for them, but it will do the trick. Practically un-breakable!" So Joe takes the box and leaves.
A couple of days later, Joe walks into the store looking terrible! He's hunched-over, and walking bow-legged. With tears in his eyes, he says...
"Me bring'em back condoms! Him No good!"
"Dear God Joe! What happened!!" Said the clerk.
"Me withum squaw last night. Hav'm sex. Use condom. Left ball go UHH!.....Condom go UHH! .....Right ball go POW!!
One day Indian Joe goes to the general store and asks "Me have'm too many kids. You have'm thing to make no babies?"
The Clerk says "Sure Joe! We have condoms."
"What is condom?"
"Well," says the clerk "You put it on your manhood, and then you can have all the sex you want with no babies!"
"Me wantum condom!" says Joe.
A few days later Joe walks back in and says "Me bring'em back condom! Him no good!"
"What happened Joe?" Said the clerk.
"Me with squaw last night. Use'm condom. Left ball go UHH! Right ball go UHH! Condom, him go POW!"
"Sorry to hear that, Joe! Here, instead of the sensitive, try these medium-duty ones."
So Joe left.
A few days later Joe comes back in again and says "Me bring'em back condom! Him no good!"
"What happened this time Joe?" Said the clerk.
"Me with squaw last night. Use'm condom. Left ball go UHH! Right ball go UHH! Condom, him go POW!"
"Jeezus, sorry to hear that! You must be quite a man, Joe!" , the cleark said. "Here, try these!" He says while reaching for the top shelf and blowing the dust off the box. "Dont get much call for them, but it will do the trick. Practically un-breakable!" So Joe takes the box and leaves.
A couple of days later, Joe walks into the store looking terrible! He's hunched-over, and walking bow-legged. With tears in his eyes, he says...
"Me bring'em back condoms! Him No good!"
"Dear God Joe! What happened!!" Said the clerk.
"Me withum squaw last night. Hav'm sex. Use condom. Left ball go UHH!.....Condom go UHH! .....Right ball go POW!!
