Al K
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Don't bust my balls;I just repeat the bad jokes sent to me by my friends...
A man met a beautiful blonde lady and he decided he
wanted to marry her right away. She said, 'But we
don't know anything about each other.' He said,
'That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we
go along.'
So, she consented, and they were married, and went on
a honeymoon to a very nice resort.
One morning they were lying by the pool, when he got
up off of his lounge chair, climbed up to the 10 meter
board and did a two and a half tuck gainer, followed
by three rotations in a jackknife position, where he
straightened out and cut the water like a knife. After
a few more demonstrations, he came back and sat down.
She said,' That was incredible!'
He said, 'I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You
see, I told you we'd learn more about ourselves as we
went along.'
So she got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing
laps. After about fifty laps she climbed back out and
lay down on her towel, hardly out of breath.
He said, 'That was incredible! Were you an Olympic
endurance swimmer?'
No' she said, 'I was a hooker in St Ignace
and I worked both sides of the Straits.
A man met a beautiful blonde lady and he decided he
wanted to marry her right away. She said, 'But we
don't know anything about each other.' He said,
'That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we
go along.'
So, she consented, and they were married, and went on
a honeymoon to a very nice resort.
One morning they were lying by the pool, when he got
up off of his lounge chair, climbed up to the 10 meter
board and did a two and a half tuck gainer, followed
by three rotations in a jackknife position, where he
straightened out and cut the water like a knife. After
a few more demonstrations, he came back and sat down.
She said,' That was incredible!'
He said, 'I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You
see, I told you we'd learn more about ourselves as we
went along.'
So she got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing
laps. After about fifty laps she climbed back out and
lay down on her towel, hardly out of breath.
He said, 'That was incredible! Were you an Olympic
endurance swimmer?'
No' she said, 'I was a hooker in St Ignace
and I worked both sides of the Straits.
