Pick-up line

[whiteknuckler]

A guys standing in a bar notices a beautiful woman, goes over to her and says "you remind me of my little toe"
"You mean because I am small and cute?" she asked.
He replies "No, I mean I'll probably bang you on my coffee table later when I'm drunk"

 

[A383Wing]

he ain't gonna get laid with that line

 

[Cranky]

he ain't gonna get laid with that line

Oh I dunno....I've scored with lines worse than that lol. How bout..."with just one kiss, I'll have a hard time getting rid of you" and it came true!