Pilot Joke

[cr8crshr]

One day, the pilot of a A-10A was told by the tower to hold short of the active runway while a B-1 landed. The B-1 landed, rolled out, turned around, and taxied back past the A-10A.
Some comedian in the B-1 crew got on the radio and said, “What a cute little plane. Did you make it all by yourself?”
The A-10A pilot, not about to let the insult go by, came back with: “I made it out of B-1 parts. Another landing like yours and I’ll have enough parts for a second one.”...cr8crshr/Bill

 

[MarPar]

 

[oldbee]

One day, the pilot of a A-10A was told by the tower to hold short of the active runway while a B-1 landed. The B-1 landed, rolled out, turned around, and taxied back past the A-10A.
Some comedian in the B-1 crew got on the radio and said, “What a cute little plane. Did you make it all by yourself?”
The A-10A pilot, not about to let the insult go by, came back with: “I made it out of B-1 parts. Another landing like yours and I’ll have enough parts for a second one.”...cr8crshr/Bill

I’ll have to tell my younger cousin (B-52 pilot) and current Delta Airlines pilot that one.Thanks.

 

[kiwigtx]

Thanks Tuck....reminded me of this story.

 

[QOTHL]

A-10A

I used to work for Nuclear Metals where we made the depleted uranium penetrators for the auto cannon for that plane.

 

[68gtxman]

The A10 pilot flies up to a B52 and does rolls around it. He got on the radio and said “how’d you like that?” The B52 pilot said “pretty cool, but watch this.” So the Warthog driver is looking and looking, but nothing is happening. After 15 minutes goes by, the Warthog driver gets back on the radio and says “hey, when are you going to do it?”.. the Buff driver gets on the radio and said “I just finished it. I shutdown two engines, went in the back and took a leak. Then I made myself a sandwich in the galley and enjoyed a snack.” How’s that for flying?

 

[kiwigtx]

The A10 pilot flies up to a B52 and does rolls around it. He got on the radio and said “how’d you like that?” The B52 pilot said “pretty cool, but watch this.” So the Warthog driver is looking and looking, but nothing is happening. After 15 minutes goes by, the Warthog driver gets back on the radio and says “hey, when are you going to do it?”.. the Buff driver gets on the radio and said “I just finished it. I shutdown two engines, went in the back and took a leak. Then I made myself a sandwich in the galley and enjoyed a snack.” How’s that for flying?

A bit like this Urban Legend......

“In November 2000, Mr. Grazinski purchased a brand-new 32-foot Winnebago motorhome. On his first trip home, having joined the freeway, he set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the driver’s seat to go into the back to make a cup of coffee. “Not surprisingly, the Winnie left the freeway, crashed and overturned.

 

[Hilljack68]

As long as the B-1 pilot wasn't Foster Brooks.

 

[Gus chiggins]

I always liked that video of a 707 doing a barrel roll. Tex Johnson.

 

[Fran Blacker]

Thanks Tuck....reminded me of this story.

Heard it before but play it every time its posted, amusing.