Prostate Exam

[Coyoteduster]

During my prostate exam I asked the doctor, “Where should I put my pants”?

“Over there by mine”, was not the answer I was expecting.

 

[b-star69]

To funny!

 

[mightymopar]

My Dr. last Friday for the same thing was a good lookin Girl Dr....... didn't mind it at all. She would have been welcome to a 2nd look if she had a mind to.

 

[kiwigtx]

I had my first Prostate probing last year (a bit earlier than expected) after the initial "exclamation of surprise" I asked the Dr if she would mind removing her watch. True story.

 

[Roger63]

My first exam made me really nervous and I had a great deal of anxiety. The dr calmed me down and proceeded with the exam. Things are not supposed to enter in that orifice and I really tensed up when I felt two hands on my shoulders and before I could say anything the nurse let me know it was her hand along with the dr

 

[Xp29h]

I told my doctor I didn't want to feel his hand on my shoulders! He was horrified!

 

[mr. b]

very funny

 

[Sonny Black]

after an extensive prostate probe Sonny said.... "and no dinner & a movie???



he did not laugh, true storyottytrain1:

 

[Coyoteduster]

My Dr. last Friday for the same thing was a good lookin Girl Dr....... didn't mind it at all. She would have been welcome to a 2nd look if she had a mind to.

Nice ... ccasion14:

 

[khryslerkid]

I had one a few years back when I swore he must have had is whole arm up there! When he was done he handed me a box of Kleenex. I asked if they were for my *** or for my tears...

 

[kiwigtx]

This stuff is GOLD ^^^ :rolling::rolling::rolling:

 

[snakeoil24]

How many of you will admit to farting when you had an exam?

 

[kiwigtx]

How many of you will admit to farting when you had an exam?

I did afterwards, several times, and couldn't stop laughing!!! :grin:

 

[Dreadl0ck]

Alright guys, this is freaking me out... I'll bring one of those date rape pills to chug down in the waiting room...

 

[uwss]

I needed a good laugh this morning. I was recently told I have kidney cancer. Ugh! So, go get the prostate exam, get your colonoscopy, get a full body exam such as an MRI, and don't forget to check balls for lumps. Or ask the doctor to fondle your balls while he has his hand up your ***, LMAO.

 

[Moparsmitty]

after an extensive prostate probe Sonny said.... "and no dinner & a movie???



he did not laugh, true storyottytrain1:

LOL. Or at least dim the lights and put on some soft music.:ky:

 

[super-bee_ski]

All too funny!
In 2010 I had one.
Female "Major" Air Force Doctor.
Of course, a young "male" Airman was in the room with us.

She told me to "pull em down"
I did.
She inserted...it was gooey and cold. Unpleasent.
She poked around, pulled out and I said to her....

"Does that mean I can call you tomorrow...?"

The young Airman started to laugh...
She looked at me...and it felt like we just went thru another ICE AGE....
She gave me a cold stare and walked out the room.

A real "STIFF"

 

[snakeyes]

you either were to sloppy or to tight !

 

[super-bee_ski]

You know snakeyes...
I found it very emabarassing....

Not a nice feeling...

 

[khryslerkid]

You know snakeyes...
I found it very emabarassing....

Not a nice feeling...

You just need more practice!