QUOTES

[khryslerkid]

"I'm overdrawn at the Blood Bank!"

Count Dracula

 

[RonnieLongball]

“The Duke boys were feelin lower than a snake’s belly in a wagon rut”
- Waylon

“Been drinkin boy? You’re shakin like a dog shittin carpet tacks”
- Grandpa Irv

 

[DeltaV]

“What kind of freak is man? What a novelty he is, how absurd he is, how chaotic and what a mass of contradictions, and yet what a prodigy! He is judge of all things, yet a feeble worm. He is repository of truth, and yet sinks into such doubt and error. He is the glory and the scum of the universe!”
- Blaise Pascal, French mathematician & philosopher

 

[DeltaV]

"If you wish to forget anything on the spot, make a note that this thing is to be remembered".
- Edgar Allan Poe

 

[Triplegreen500]

"I drank what?" - Socrates

"Do it right or do it over"

"There's three types of rigging - fast, safe, and cheap. You get to pick two." -John Keller, an old crew manager of mine

 

[Don Frelier]

"It doesn't do you any good sitting in the garage"
Don Frelier

 

[SSmoothie]

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[RTDaddy]

"Illegitmati non carborundum." - "Don't let the bastards grind you down." - Gen. Joseph "Vinegar Joe" Stillwell

 

[Duckmanreno]

Just name a hero and I’ll prove he’s a bum.

Pappy Boyington

 

[SlingLow]

It's a poor craftsman who blames his tools. -My Father

Life is tough. Wear a cup. -My buddy Jeff Brummel (RIP Bro)

I would never be a member of a club that would have me as a member. -Groucho Marx

The only thing constant is change. -Unknown

You can lead a horse to booze, but you can't make him drunk. -Me

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, don't stand in the rain or your brain will rust. _Me again

I tried to become an attorney, but I can't pass the bar. I always stop in for a drink. -Also me (This one is for you @68BabyBlue )
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I'm not sure if I can manage money, but I can manage no money like nobody's business. -Me one more time

One more:

What do you call someone who graduates at the bottom of the class in med school?

Doctor

 

[Dave6T4]

I was born penniless, and have managed to hang on to most of it.

 

[Triplegreen500]

I was born a poor black child....

 

[Don Frelier]

I was born a poor black child....

Navin R. Johnson

 

[themechanic]

 

[themechanic]