Cypressbog
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A guy goes into a bar, where there's a robot bartender.
Robot asks, "What will you have?"
Guy says, "Jack and Coke, double."
Robot brings back the best tasting Jack and Coke he ever drank.
"What's you I.Q.? Asks the robot.
Guy responds, "168."
The robot proceeds to talk about rocket science, medical technology and B Body Mopars.
The guy finishes his Jack and Coke and leaves feeling very curious, so he goes back in the bar.
Robot asks, "What will you have?"
Guy says, I'll have a Gin and Tonic please.
The robot returns with the best tasting Gin and Tonic the guy ever had.
Robot asks, "What's your I.Q.?"
Guy answers, "I think about 110."
The robot then starts talking about sports, politics, current events and women.
The guy finishes his Gin and Tonic and leaves the bar.
The guy becomes even more curious, so he goes back in for the 3rd time.
Robot asks, "What will you have?"
Guy answers, "I'll have a pint of Busch Light."
The robot returns with a frosty mug of very cold Busch Light.
"What's your I.Q." asks the robot.
Guy answers proudly, "They tell me about 70!"
The robot leans in real close and whispers to the guy so no one else can hear and asks, "So you people still happy you voted for Obama?"
Borrowed from thefederalistpapers.org.
Robot asks, "What will you have?"
Guy says, "Jack and Coke, double."
Robot brings back the best tasting Jack and Coke he ever drank.
"What's you I.Q.? Asks the robot.
Guy responds, "168."
The robot proceeds to talk about rocket science, medical technology and B Body Mopars.
The guy finishes his Jack and Coke and leaves feeling very curious, so he goes back in the bar.
Robot asks, "What will you have?"
Guy says, I'll have a Gin and Tonic please.
The robot returns with the best tasting Gin and Tonic the guy ever had.
Robot asks, "What's your I.Q.?"
Guy answers, "I think about 110."
The robot then starts talking about sports, politics, current events and women.
The guy finishes his Gin and Tonic and leaves the bar.
The guy becomes even more curious, so he goes back in for the 3rd time.
Robot asks, "What will you have?"
Guy answers, "I'll have a pint of Busch Light."
The robot returns with a frosty mug of very cold Busch Light.
"What's your I.Q." asks the robot.
Guy answers proudly, "They tell me about 70!"
The robot leans in real close and whispers to the guy so no one else can hear and asks, "So you people still happy you voted for Obama?"
Borrowed from thefederalistpapers.org.
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