Self examination for alzheimer's disease....

[Richard Cranium]

SELF EXAMINATION FOR ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE....

It takes less than 15 seconds..

If you are over 55 yrs old you SHOULD take this Alzheimer's Test.



How fast can you guess these words and fill-in the blanks?

1. _ _NDOM

2. F_ _K


3. P_N_S


4. PU_S_


5. S_X


6. BOO_S































Answers:

1. RANDOM

2. FORK

3. PANTS

4. PULSE

5. SIX

6. BOOKS



You got all 6 wrong...didn't you?


You do NOT have Alzheimer's.

You are a Pervert.

 

[GetX'd]

Haha - I've been worried about it but now I feel better. I fully passed the test!

 

[440roadrunner]

THIS is a true story. Several years ago I'm standing in my living room talking to a friend of mine

I look down on my little end table there there's the holster for my cellphone, only it's empty

"Damn!!"

"What's the matter?"

"Well, here's my cell phone holster but I don't know where the phone is."

"How many do ya need, You're talkin to me on ONE of them!!!"

 

[GetX'd]

THIS is a true story. Several years ago I'm standing in my living room talking to a friend of mine

I look down on my little end table there there's the holster for my cellphone, only it's empty

"Damn!!"

"What's the matter?"

"Well, here's my cell phone holster but I don't know where the phone is."

"How many do ya need, You're talkin to me on ONE of them!!!"

Question is do you remember taking the test - forget about how you did.....

My brother always brings a drink of some kind when he comes over and puts it in the fridge. Always puts his keys to his car with it so he won't forget either one of them when he leaves ...... I scratch my head on that one but .......

 

[satman72]

Yep! I'm a proud pervert.

 

[super-bee_ski]

Very good RC
I plowed thru it, although, my answers were the wrong ones!
LOL