moparstuart
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Shark Logic
Two great white sharks, swimming in the ocean, spied a ship in distress and sinking.
"Follow me, son," the father shark said to his son and they swam towards the ship.
"First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing.", said the father.
And they did.
"Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing.", said the father.
And they did.
"Now we swim over and eat everybody.", finally added the father.
And they did.
When they were both gorged, the son asked his father,
"Dad, why didn't we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?"
His wise old father replied,”Because they taste better without the **** inside!
Two great white sharks, swimming in the ocean, spied a ship in distress and sinking.
"Follow me, son," the father shark said to his son and they swam towards the ship.
"First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing.", said the father.
And they did.
"Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing.", said the father.
And they did.
"Now we swim over and eat everybody.", finally added the father.
And they did.
When they were both gorged, the son asked his father,
"Dad, why didn't we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?"
His wise old father replied,”Because they taste better without the **** inside!
