Coyoteduster
Well-Known Member
A Texan walked into a barbershop, sat on the barber's chair and said,
"I'll have a shave and a shoe shine."
The barber (using a straight razor by the way) began to lather his
face, while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had
ever seen, knelt down and began to shine his shoes.
The Texan said, "Young lady, you and I should go and spend some time in a hotel room."
She replied, "I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that."
The Texan said, "Tell him you're working overtime and I'll pay you the difference."
She said, "You tell him, he is the one shaving you."
"I'll have a shave and a shoe shine."
The barber (using a straight razor by the way) began to lather his
face, while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had
ever seen, knelt down and began to shine his shoes.
The Texan said, "Young lady, you and I should go and spend some time in a hotel room."
She replied, "I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that."
The Texan said, "Tell him you're working overtime and I'll pay you the difference."
She said, "You tell him, he is the one shaving you."
