Six Golden Rules For F***ing

[jessipup]

These rules are so true.
1. F***ing once a week is good for your health, but its harmful if done every day.
2. F***ing gives proper relaxation for your mind & body.
3. F***ing refreshes you.
4. After F***ing dont eat too much; go for more liquids.
5. Try to do f***ing in bed cause it can save your valuable energy.
6. F***ing can even reduce your cholesterol level.
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So remember:
FASTING is good for your health, and may the Gods cleanse your Dirty Mind.

 

[tpodwdog]

um,,,,,,,,,jess,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,buddy,,,,,,,,,,,dude,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,um..........................hate to tell ya .....but....................thats not funny.

 

[5.7 hemi]

Yeah, ya got me!!

 

[super-bee_ski]

LOL!
I fell for it!

 

[daredevil]

I was thinking farting

 

[Cranky]

um,,,,,,,,,jess,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,buddy,,,,,,,,,,,dude,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,um..........................hate to tell ya .....but....................thats not funny.

Sure it was lol

I was thinking farting

Go ahead and fart all ya want ta! I'm up wind

 

[Northwest]

I was thinking farting

Now that is funny!

These rules are so true.
5. Try to do f***ing in bed cause it can save your valuable energy.

... AND keep your spouse warm and toasty!