Sledgehammer Humor

[Bruzilla]

From the old Sledgehammer TV series. Sledge comes home and finds a strange woman in his apartment.

Sledge: "What are you doing here? You know you're breaking and entering?"
Woman: "The door was open."
Sledge: "Then you're entering."
Woman: "My car broke down and I just wanted to call for a tow."
Sledge: "I think you're lying. There's a pay phone in the lobby you could have used."
Woman: "I just need to make a quick call."
Sledge: "Now I know you're lying. No woman can ever make a quick call!"

 

[super-bee_ski]

I would have given her a drink?
And....hope for something MORE!