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Snow White, Superman and Pinocchio are walking along.

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Snow White, Superman and Pinocchio are walking along.

They see a sign: "Contest for World's Most Beautiful Woman." Snow White goes in, later comes out smiling, wearing a crown.

They walk along and see another sign: "Contest for World's Strongest Man." Superman goes in, later comes out smiling, wearing the belt.

They walk along and see a sign: "Contest for World's Greatest Liar." Pinocchio goes in, later comes out with his head down crying.

"Who the hell is Hillary Clinton?" Pinocchio sobs.
 
Haha, I heard that one a while ago only with Nancy Pelosi ....... Hmmm tough call between those two.
 
Yes, it's been around. I heard Michael Savage tell it today. I had not heard it befoe and found the text online.

I had to replace Mitt Romney with Hillary Clinton.
 
yeah...
 
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