PDFROGMAN
Well-Known Member
"This elderly Italian Bricklayer wakes up one morning tells his wife "Iama too tired to to laya da brick today Iama gettin too old."
his wife suggests he apply for Social security.
" I wouda lova too collect the check buta I no hava papers" he replies
the wife says "So what dere other immagrants collecta check you go seea da judge and u conavinca him to give a you social security"
So the ole man goes down to the social security office. hour later he returns home and tells his wife that they are going to give him social security. "see I told you, what did the judge say?"
he a told me he not sure if he could givea me social security with outa papers. I tella him I too old to work. He tella me if I cana prove to him that I'm a old enough he giva me da check. so I pick up my shirt and showa him all da gray hair ona my chest. thata enough he say."
wife gets all upset him
Stupida you shoulda pull ya pants down you woulda gotta disability too!!"
his wife suggests he apply for Social security.
" I wouda lova too collect the check buta I no hava papers" he replies
the wife says "So what dere other immagrants collecta check you go seea da judge and u conavinca him to give a you social security"
So the ole man goes down to the social security office. hour later he returns home and tells his wife that they are going to give him social security. "see I told you, what did the judge say?"
he a told me he not sure if he could givea me social security with outa papers. I tella him I too old to work. He tella me if I cana prove to him that I'm a old enough he giva me da check. so I pick up my shirt and showa him all da gray hair ona my chest. thata enough he say."
wife gets all upset him
Stupida you shoulda pull ya pants down you woulda gotta disability too!!"
