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Son, it's time to Teach you about the "Bird's & the Bee's"
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or if you do they will try to take it from you at the same time as they are trying to take your house
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**** & Shinola:
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Or at least you'll never get to keep one if you get lucky enough to own one!
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What is a guy supposed to do? Buy a 5 gallon bucket of Vaseline and a pallet of paper towels ???
hookers get nothing but what you pay them 
yeah I know they won't cook you dinner but I think I can live with that .
once bitten twice shy
yeah I know they won't cook you dinner but I think I can live with that .once bitten twice shy
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I've never been with a hooker. I dated a few women that later became strippers. Maybe after having sex with me, they became so emotionally scarred that they needed MORE attention ...?
dated a few strippers that later became "normal " woman hmmm 
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I dated a few A and B cup women that went to "Jiffy Boob" after we split. What a pisser for me.
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Damn that sums it yup!
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The father is a smart man, for most all cases,
sometimes there are the exceptions to the rule...
Women are expensive children are too...
I've had a bunch of all them...
I was a deterrent/distraction at times thou,
but I had a great lady & kids that supported me whole heartedly...
Here's another good saying;
Lock you dog in your trunk
& lock you lady in your trunk {separately of course}
open them up one at a time & see which one is happy &
greats you with love & kisses, "it'll be the loyal dog",
the lady will hate, divorce or leave you, won't be happy...LOL
sometimes there are the exceptions to the rule...
Women are expensive children are too...
I've had a bunch of all them...
I was a deterrent/distraction at times thou,
but I had a great lady & kids that supported me whole heartedly...
Here's another good saying;
Lock you dog in your trunk
& lock you lady in your trunk {separately of course}
open them up one at a time & see which one is happy &
greats you with love & kisses, "it'll be the loyal dog",
the lady will hate, divorce or leave you, won't be happy...LOL
GITEX
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That's if you open the trunk
hangn0ut
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But you gotta get your dog out!
BadBee
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I'll keep my "BIRDS" and "BEE.'S" Women??? Always an OLD SOCK FOR AN OLD SHOE!!!My BIRD DOGS! HUNTING, GUNS, FISHING BOATS!
AND MY MOPARS ALWAYS CAME FIRST!!!
YOU CAN ALWAYS SPAWN TILL YOU DIE!!!!
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