Tax Return from a 'Lady of the Night'

[BBishere2]

A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." "He gets her name, address, Social security number, etc. and then asks, "What's your occupation?" "I'm a Lady of the night," she says. The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, "Let's try to rephrase that." "The woman says, "Okay, I'm a High-End Call Girl." "No, that still won't work. Try again." "They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an Elite Chicken Farmer." The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?" "Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year." The accountant says, "Chicken Farmer it is."

 

[Brandy]

great !!

 

[GetX'd]

What - no big cocks....? Or roosters.....? Whichever...

 

[snakeyes]

 

[Ranger16]

Ahh, but remember, with proper care, little peckers become big cocks.

 

[its-a-mario]

In college, my tax professor said that, early in his career, he did tax returns for prostitutes. In the occupation line, they listed "outdoor sales"! Could have been a tall tale, but I still remember it 25 years later...