Adam Nathan
Well-Known Member
A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to
file her taxes.
The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll
need to ask you a few questions."
He gets her name, address
etc. And then asks, "What's your occupation?"
"I'm a Hooker," she says.
The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says,
"Let's try to re-phrase that."
The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".
"No, that still won't work. Try again."
They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite poultry farmer."
The accountant asks, "What does poultry farming have to do with being a prostitute?"
"Well, I raised a thousand cocks last year."
"Poultry Farmer it is."
file her taxes.
The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll
need to ask you a few questions."
He gets her name, address
etc. And then asks, "What's your occupation?"
"I'm a Hooker," she says.
The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says,
"Let's try to re-phrase that."
The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".
"No, that still won't work. Try again."
They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite poultry farmer."
The accountant asks, "What does poultry farming have to do with being a prostitute?"
"Well, I raised a thousand cocks last year."
"Poultry Farmer it is."
MAGE:
