Thank Goodness I Have Been Potty Trained

[padam]

The quality manager put up this poster in our restroom at work the other day.
I don't know how I have been able to make it 58 years without this.

At least I have something to think about as I flush the water saving toilet 5 times to send my often non conforming urine away, before I wash my hands with soap from the new battery powered soap dispenser, then wait forever for paper towels from the automatic dispenser.

If anyone wonders why US manufacturing has such a tough time competing, it's because we've decided to follow the European lead (ISO) of putting the Quality Department in control of absolutely everything. That means that the ISO organization, whatever it is, dictates all policy.

We hire these quality managers, they spend a year or two writing mission statements and putting rediculous safety rules in place, them quit to move on without ever making one improvement in the quality of anything.

Rant over, for now.

 

[Cheapsunglasses]

 

[Dave6T4]

Pi$$ on that! QC manager is a real Pi$$cutter.

 

[69a100]

Just go piss on it and be happy!

 

[toolmanmike]

Dehydration is real and can cause problems and time off work. I never knew I was borderline dehydrated until I saw a poster in a State DOT shop restroom. It taught me to pay attention and drink more water. I'm rarely thirsty so that sign doesn't work for me.

 

[padam]

Dehydration is real and can cause problems and time off work. I never knew I was borderline dehydrated until I saw a poster in a State DOT shop restroom. It taught me to pay attention and drink more water. I'm rarely thirsty so that sign doesn't work for me.

So you're the guy.

 

[padam]

I guess what my wife says is true, I'm really getting to be that crotchety old guy;

"Back in my day if you wanted to know if you had a sunburn blah blah blah..."