SUPERSTOCKRACER
Well-Known Member
A man is preparing to leave for work when he finds that his car will not start. He calls a cab and when the cab arrives, the driver says........Hey, I pick up your wife here every day and take her to work. The man said nope, you are mistaken my wife does not work. The cab driver insist, yes I do........everyday. So the man says if that's so, pick her up tomorrow, drop her off at work and then pick me up and drop me off where you dropped her off at. The next day the cab driver does and he's told. When he pulls back up with the man in the cab, the man yells wait wait wait this is a damned whore house!. The cab driver says well this is where I left her. The man tell the cab driver....... if she's in there I'll pay you $200 to go in and get her and whip her *** on the way out! The cab driver agrees. Three minutes later the cab driver appears at the doorway dragging a woman by her hair and whooping her *** pretty good. The man jumps out of the cab and yells WAIT.....THAT'S NOT MY WIFE!!! The cab driver yells back GOTDAMMIT I KNOW.........THIS IS MY WIFE........ILL GO BACK FOR YOURS WHEN IM DONE WITH MINE!!!!!
